Trying to hold on to sanity

I am a nerdy, funny, tall, jew-fro wearing guy.
ALLONS-Y!!!!!!!

When talking to a cute girl.

  • Me: How was your weekend?
  • Her: Oh, it was fun. I hung out with my boyfri-
  • My Internal Monologue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO